A new arrival may shortly be joining the house of Blood and Treasure. She is a) American and b) a member of what I believe is known as the reality-based community.
I, of course, am a proud member of the irresponsible sarcasm community, so we can expect a general improvement of the tone around here.
I won't give her name yet, since I don't know whether she wishes to blog under a fascinating and enigmatic pseudonym, or her equally fascinating and enigmatic real name.
If you ask her nicely she will tell you many interesting things. In fact, she will tell them to you anyway.