your cleft hair is not winnet free
Perhaps in honour of official fear and loathing week, the latest issue of Viz features the return of ...The Bottom Inspectors.
It contains the following gem:
if your bottom is pimpled
or flabby and dimpled
if your cleft hair is not winnet free
if inadequate wiping
has caused gusset striping
then your bottom belongs to me
your bottom belongs to me
Sometimes, when I read Viz, I really am proud of Britain.

"If INADEQUATE WIPING has caused GUSSET-STRIPING..."
I'm a longtime American fan of the English-speaking world's greatest comic magazine, VIZ, and I was glad to see them kick off the Silver Jubilee issue by pumping fresh fear at the sight of our old nemesis, The Bottom Inspectors. "Not JUST Cub Scouts...EAGLE BROWN EYE SCOUTS!" And then ending with a reference to a song from "Cabaret" (which Jack Black sang not too long ago foor his Aunt Meg, if I recall) made this new strip an instant classic.
I'm sure I'm not the only Yank who dreams of one day blowing their ring out at Abdul Latif's in Newcastle.
Posted by: Carl Horn | December 13, 2004 at 07:42 AM