Chris wants to know how we should celebrate the proposed British Values Day. I think we should all - all, including you - sit down and write a letter to the Daily Mail complaining about how we were going to celebrate British Values Day until we were stopped by a politically correct conspiracy - or cabal, it's up to you.
Alternatively, we should just maintain a very British frozen, embarrassed silence until the whole wretched notion curls up in a corner and dies.
And there is of course The London Riot Re-enactment Society. It might have some constructive suggestions.
Or perhaps we could have a national day of grassing someone up for something on one of the 500 or so hotlines the government have kindly provided for the purpose.
The choices are simply endless.