a comedy mad cat lady foresees her death

Animal lib gothic:

Upon my death, it is my wish that my body be used in a manner that draws attention to needless animal suffering and exploitation. To accomplish this, I direct that my body be donated to People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), 501 Front Street, Norfolk, Virginia 23510, to be used in whatever manner it chooses in order to accomplish the specified purpose, with the hope that most of my body will be put to use in the United States, with parts also dispatched to awaken the public consciousness of governments and citizens in the United Kingdom, where I was born, in India, my beloved childhood home, and in Canada, Germany, and France.

via. Check it out. It’s a madcap sky burial.

That in remembrance of the elephant-foot umbrella stands and tiger rugs I saw, as a child, offered for sale by merchants at Connaught Place in Delhi, my feet be removed and umbrella stands or other ornamentation be made from them, as a reminder of the depravity of killing innocent animals, such as elephants, in order that we might use their body parts for household items and decorations;

All I can say is she must have very fat ankles.

That my liver be vacuum-packed and shipped, in whole or in part, to France, to there be used in a public appeal to persuade shoppers not to support the vile practice of force-feeding geese and ducks for foie gras;

Waving a human liver in the public square: the route to interspecies democracy.

Comments

[Fellow Traveller]

Do you think some people have some kind of previously unknown psychological propensity toward necro-exhibitionism - the desire to have one's bodily remains placed on public display? I'm thinking about those persons who donate their bodies to that German who plasticizes corpses and puts them into his travelling show.