Over here we somehow got on to the subject of negotiating while drunk, and ajay commented:
So he's sitting there across the table looking at you with those lizard eyes of his and meanwhile his aides are constantly filling your glass with overproof vodka and urging you to drain it, so you do and they fill it again and you drink it again and Putin's eyes are boring into you and they're saying "you are a weak man, Mr Cameron, so very, very weak and soon you will be unconscious and soon after that we will have a picture of a prostitute -a very fat prostitute, I think - holding your tiny little cock in her hand while staring at the camera with a look of utter contempt on her face."
“Your free and independent media will naturally suppress the picture, but it will circulate nonetheless: around editors, shareholders, politicians and others who matter in your country. Among people you meet every day. Soon your wife will see her friends exchange odd looks and smiles among themselves from the corner of her eye.
Without being able to articulate precisely why I can somehow see big trouble coming to the Tories from Russia.