A contestant on The Apprentice, just now.
I was tutored by Al Gore, and personally mentored by Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama.
Grumpy old Uncle Alan has sent them all out to buy fruit and veg. I like Grumpy Old Uncle Alan. Grumpy old Uncle Alan is basically Harold Pinter in business, only a bit more talkative. Indeed, Grumpy old Uncle Alan has things to tell us, and is not shy of telling them. He will see through fools personally mentored by the Buddha and curse them roundly.