That awkward moment when your place of residence makes you shamefully proud:
Children were handed packets of cocaine instead of sweets on a Halloween trick-or-treating trip, Greater Manchester Police have said.
Police were called after children found the class A drug among bags of sweets after visiting Mendip Close, Royton, at 19.50 GMT on Wednesday.
Technically, Royton's in Oldham. You'd never think they led the high life up there if you saw the place. I mean, powdered cocaine for the kiddies. Pure class.