Given what's happening over there right now, it might just possibly transpire that Jordan may get a government which feels inclined to drop the charges against Abu Qatada. This would resolve the torture issue while at the same time raising the further issue that he might be more of a danger over there than over here, to the extent that he is a danger. So here he stays, and over the course of time and working his way through positions as a contrarian blogger at the Telegraph, guest presenter on Antiques roadshow, beardcare entrepreneur and free school founder, becomes a national treasure. "This was my favourite" he says, holding up one of his extensive collection of electronic tags to the audience on Late Night with the Bloke who Took over after Jonathan Ross. The audience chuckles. What a guy. He then discusses his plans to launch a branded range of garden gnomes.