In a wonderful demonstration of how absurd 'historically' based territorial claims can get, North Korea has discovered a unicorn lair, whose location proves that Pyongyang is the legitimate capital of all Korea. What I especially like is that they knew it was a unicorn lair because it had the characters for 'unicorn lair' carved on it.
And that's all we have time for today, children. Tomorrow, we'll show how the discovery of the bones of the lesser spotted blue heffelump in Tawang leads inevitably to all out thermonuclear war between China and India. Won't that be exciting!