I started reading this article on Germany banning bestiality thinking that maybe Merkel was pulling a variant of Lyndon Johnson's old 'pigfucker' manouvre. "Where were the Social Democrats when the time came to push for this humane and necessary legislation? In ze barn, perhaps? ' But then I found myself astonished by this chap:
But Michael Kiok, the chairman of the pressure group Zoophile Engagement for Tolerance and Information (Zeta), said he was going to take legal action to fight the proposed changes.
"It is unthinkable that any sexual act with an animal is punished without proof that the animal has come to any harm," he said, adding that animals are capable of showing what they do, or do not, want to do.
"We see animals as partners and not as a means of gratification. We don't force them to do anything. Animals are much easier to understand than women," Mr Kiok claimed.
Needless to say I do not endorse this message. I am concerned a little for Mr Kiok's welfare if the other Zetas get to hear about his group. I'm not too sure that the Mexican cartel sense of humour stretches that far.