Here's a nice little only in China story:
One boy, whose father is a small-town official, grew frustrated after his father went into hiding in order to avoid receiving unwanted gifts or bribes, as it also meant he could not receive many visitors to give him envelopes, as Beijing Evening News reported Saturday. In response he revealed the date his father would return home, resulting in the desired flood of gifts. The boy even refused to tell his father how much he got.
Dad phsyically runs away from people trying to bribe him; son grasses him up to profit from the red envelopes that come with the bribes to his dad. He'll go far, that lad.
Elsewhere, an official in an urban village in Henan privatises a bus station to himself.