improbable menu item or great Irish modernist?

Can you tell the difference between bizarre but genuine examples of machine translated chinglish and the contents of unlikely bestseller-in-China Finnegans Wake? Try your luck over here. 

I've not read Finnegans Wake and have never tried, but I think the Joyce quotes are 3,4,7,9,10 and 15.

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[JamesP]

Ba, I invented that game at Global Times and Rob has stolen it. Curse his floppy hair! In revenge I shall go over deadline on the capital flight article he wanted!*

*Revenge already accomplished.