If it cost him his last cent, he would give the bums of Baltimore massive and unforgettable proof that philanthropy was by no means a monopoly of gospel sharks--that its highest development, in truth, was to be found among freethinkers.
No matter how many actually existing atheists may make complete and thoroughgoing arses of themselves, we persist with our traditional Winterval cockle-warmer here at B&T.
Bonus this year: what would happen if we actually went to war on Christmas?
Although honoured by the state, Kalashnikov made little money from his gun. He once said he would have been better off designing a lawn mower.