Hey, Yanukyovich, this is the way to do it:
Anti-China protesters hoping to lay wreaths at a famous statue in the Vietnamese capital on Sunday were obstructed by an unusual sight of ballroom dancers and an energetic aerobics class held to a thumping sound system.
The demonstrators suspect the government deployed the dancers as a way to stop them from getting close to the statue and make their speeches inaudible. The few who tried to get close to the statue of Ly Thai To, the founder of Hanoi and a nationalist icon, were shooed away.
And so the unofficial demonstration to mark the 35th anniversary of the Sino-Vietnamese war ended in confusion. Of course, it may be that the dancers were there anyway, that they weren't prepared to take off their boogie shoes for a bunch of NVA veterans and that few people really care these days.