he's a bit of an animal

...but only a bit:

Sources close to Temple report that three key anecdotes from her hand-written diaries were missing from the MoS's seven pages of edited highlights.

The first referred to an under-sized feature of the Deputy PM's anatomy, which Temple compared to a "cocktail sausage".

Looks like Justin was right; that pepperami comparison needed work.

Still, at least Ms T had room to chew gum at the same time, assuming she maintains that filthy habit.

Christ, I’m lowering the tone around here, aren’t I? I can’t help it. Just when I thought I’d got away from the story it lumbers towards me again, this time waving canapés.

What the hell. Start the day with a nice, homely encomium to the vote, end with a bunch of dick jokes. Eclectic, I call it.

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[Charlie Whitaker]

Don't worry, 'eclectic' was good enough for Guy Debord.