Like this:
Attracting much early attention was the installation by graffiti artist Banksy in the sacred space field, a replica of Stonehenge made from portable toilets. By early yesterday, perhaps predictably, the silver-painted sculpture had been covered with tags and paintings by other graffiti writers, most demonstrating more enthusiasm than draughtsmanship.But while many were happy to be photographed beside the sculpture or climb on top of the "excremental altar", as one artist has dubbed its central monument, it has caused disquiet among traditionalists who object to its placement in a field supposedly sanctified by a nearby fake stone circle that was installed some years ago.
The bollocks you came up with just now is sacrilege against the bollocks we invented way back when. I say: bow to the silver plated toilets.
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