So the Weekly World News is folding. No more of this then:
A judge in Liujiang County, China, became so enraged over recent food contamination scandals that he decided to make an example of one of the convicted co-conspirators…Police brought cameras and a sexy hostess to the convicted man’s home where, on Who Wants to Lose Face? they auctioned appliances, computers, clothing and furniture. TV viewers responded with brisk bidding, contributing the equivalent of fifty thousand dollars to a fund to buy food for poor provincial families.
“The only thing they didn’t auction was his childhood panda bear,” a production manager informed Weekly World News. “He was allowed to keep that for consolation.”
Never mind. We'll always have Wai Wai.
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