lunar squirrels

I’m bored. So I’ll launch a new conspiracy theory.

A treasured piece at the Dutch national museum - a supposed moon rock from the first manned lunar landing - is nothing more than petrified wood, curators say.

I suppose that this will be taken to support the notion that we never went to the moon in the first place.

But look at it another way. There’s wood on the moon. And creatures that live in woods. If you keep insisting that we never went there, you’re missing out on the moon voles and lunar squirrels. The moon voles and lunar squirrels that have been hidden from us for all this time. The ones in secret laboratories. If stand outside these secret laboratories –the nearest one to me is in the derelict shell of the Co-operative Cream Cracker factory on Hazelbottom Road – and listen very carefully, you can hear  pitiful little squeaks as their glands are torn out and transplanted into the power elite.

I don’t know why the power elite are having the glands of lunar squirrels transplanted into them, but if you think about it it’s just the kind of thing the power elite would do.

Comments

[skidmarx]

The 'black' squirrels will soon turn up to remove any evidence you ever said this.

[Richard J]

There may be some truth to this. Solves the mystery of disappearing red squirrels. They've been abducted by Greys.

[skidmarx]

and they've managed to sabotage the India moon mission:
http://www.astrobio.net/pressrelease/3240/early-end-to-indias-moon-mission