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June 28, 2011



Is that an early version of Harry Hutton's blog?


You should introduce them to the Luxury Travelling Loo Company...


Some friends of mine visiting Beijing from the States described one of my previous apartments as "the First Pimp Bank of Beijing," which was about right. Faux-marble everything; kitchen cabinets that were actually just fronts for piping; a humidifier that resembled a blue Louis Tiffany birdbath and had blinking, color-changing LEDs to let you know when you were being humidified. Pink track lighting around the edges of the ceiling, fake cardboard books on the bookshelf-cum-coatrack at the door, and plumbing installed by people who had never heard of the U-bend.

It didn't have gold-plated Versace flatware, though.

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