Boris is talking drivel:
We have all been brought up to imagine that the reason we call this year 2011 AD, or Anno Domini, is that it is 2011 years after the putative birth of Jesus Christ. We have grown up thinking that the year 2011 BC is so called because it was 2011 years Before Christ. As it happens we are absolutely correct in both beliefs. Of course it is true that there is perplexity about the date of Christ's birth, since Herod the Great actually died in 4 BC – and there will always be some who doubt that Jesus of Nazareth ever existed. But in so far as he really was a historical figure, then it is pretty clear that he was born round about that time.
This dating system is absolutely true. No it's more or less true. Actually, it might not be true at all. But it's outrageous to say it should be replaced by anything else.
Actually, I don’t think Boris is a believer at all: that ‘in so far’ as is the giveaway there. But if not a Christian, he's a Christianist: pure culture war stuff, clown show division.
As every schoolboy who goes to a free school will fail to know, the BC/AD system comes from an attempt to figure out when Easter should fall by Dionysus Exiguus, a Russian monk, based on contradictory evidence in the gospels, where Jesus’ birth is either dated as in the last year of Herod’s rule (4’BC’) or the year of the first Judean census (6’AD’). I think Dionysus went with the last one. At any rate, Christians don’t know when AD started, but back in the sixth century it was considered necessary by the Papacy as part of its consolidation of influence over the Roman state to cobble something together to fix the date of its own version of the celebration of the solar king myth.This was then fixed into general usage by what Bozza calls diktat when he applies it to the BBC.
If anything, the Common Era designation gives too much respect to Christianity: there’s no reason why the part of the Han dynasty that preceded the birth of the founder of that religion should be any more ‘common’ that the part that followed it. This Jesus fellow has never mattered that much over a lot of the world, except to the extent that his fans forced their beliefs on local attention.
Boris also complains about the license fee, not mentioning that he himself has turned a handy profit on it, including with a serial about Rome. Come on Bozza: what about the Christianist politically correct plot to replace ab urbe condite with its own ludicrously inexact and tendentious dating system? At least we know Rome actually existed.
I find it very hard to believe that Boris actually gives a damn about this load of bollocks. He doesn't strike me as the type.
On the other hand, he does strike me as exactly the type who would go through the motions, if he was being paid or if there was a vote or two in it.
Related - I've long wondered why yer internet wingnuts are so worried that the elitist Guardianistas and so on are looking down their noses at them for being stupid, when their own newspapers treat them with such open contempt.
Posted by: flyingrodent | September 26, 2011 at 08:14 PM
I've long wondered why yer internet wingnuts are so worried that the elitist Guardianistas and so on are looking down their noses at them
Why are opinionated people on the internet so upset at the thought that a few Guardian readers might not like them? A mystery for the ages.
Posted by: ajay | September 26, 2011 at 09:40 PM
In Edgar Pangborn's post-apocalypse novel Davy (I think) there's a scheme by one of the characters to change all written or printed dates by adding 4000 years to them, so the 20th century becomes the 60th, etc. This is motivated partly by anti-Christian sentiment, but also to give people a better sense of historical perspective.
I like it.
Posted by: Ken MacLeod | September 26, 2011 at 09:52 PM
This Jesus fellow has never mattered that much over a lot of the world, except to the extent that his fans forced their beliefs on local attention.
Hmmph, what about the way in which the protestants single-handedly made China a capitalist country?
Posted by: Cian | September 26, 2011 at 09:58 PM
Ken MacLeod: I think the Long Now foundation (the chaps with the big clock) have a similar intention, except they want everyone to start using five-digit years, so that this would be the year 02011.
Posted by: ajay | September 26, 2011 at 10:53 PM
The fair solution is to pick (randomly) some large-ish number n, declare the current year to be -n, then begin the long, slow countdown to year zero. Who knows what year zero will bring?
Posted by: Charlie W | September 26, 2011 at 11:03 PM
I thought it was universally accepted that time began on the 1st January, 1970. At least that's what time.time() tells me, and as you know, computers are never wrong unless they are members of the Great Heresy. Oh, right.
Posted by: Alex | September 26, 2011 at 11:23 PM
This is just so utterly stupid that I have a hard time believing it didn't start over here first with the impetus coming from Fox News and Glen Beck or Bill O'Reilly. (Kind of like how I can never quite believe that incident where a mob attacked a pediatrician because they thought that meant pedophile happened in the UK instead of somewhere in Ohio or Oklahoma or even New York.)
CE/BCE has been around for a very long time and its earliest widespread adoption has been in the field of Religious Studies.
He didn't make it as far as China but as a better candidate for the beggining of our common era I'd propose it begin with the death of Alexander the Great.
Posted by: Barry Freed | September 27, 2011 at 03:22 AM
Charlie: a gradually increasing sense of dread and panic, a lot of bad films, and a terrific party, I should imagine.
Myself, I like AD, because, you know, Judge Dredd.
Maybe best to start from the beginning, ie the most distant recorded event that can be reliably dated, which is as close as one can get to the start of history. I wonder what that would be?
Posted by: ajay | September 27, 2011 at 07:22 AM
Please, somebody, what's the significance of 2746, it's been driving me mad for days?
Posted by: chris y | September 27, 2011 at 12:01 PM
AUC, chris.
Posted by: Richard J | September 27, 2011 at 12:04 PM
ie the most distant recorded event that can be reliably dated, which is as close as one can get to the start of history. I wonder what that would be?
Not Egyptian, I doubt, as the dates normally given in books are extrapolations from only partially complete king's lists - IIRC, we can only reliably correlate from about the Ptolemies.
The Mayan long count's first date is August 11, 3114 BCE, but that's fairly obviously an arbitrary starting point. And although accurate, it's a bloody nightmare to understand.
Posted by: Richard J | September 27, 2011 at 12:12 PM
The Wikipedia article on a.u.c didn't fill me with confidence that the founding of Rome was particularly securely dated either.
So I suggest we start a campaign to have the world wide dating system recalibrated from the starting point of 6 February 1965 - Stanley Matthew's last game in the first team - in honour of our host.
Posted by: CMcM | September 27, 2011 at 12:14 PM
http://www.jstor.org/stable/3141018?seq=5
2421 BC, according to this paper on Egyptian calendars.
If we want the earliest known date to the day it's 28/5/585 BC, the Battle of Halys (datable due to a helpful solar eclipse).
Possibly the Battle of Kadesh, which involves the earliest historical account of something and the earliest international agreement; 1274 BC.
The Battle of Megiddo is a bit earlier - 1457 - but there seems to be some question over whether the date is completely accurate.
I rather like it, though, because I like the thought of humanity's common recorded history beginning at Armageddon.
Posted by: ajay | September 27, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Looking at more recent scholarship in light of the link (and reading the article closely it makes some, interesting assumptions), suggests that a date in the reign of Senusret III can be tied to the Sothic cycle, although the Wikipedia article on the 12th dynasty frustratingly has [citation needed] on this specific point.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelfth_dynasty_of_Egypt
(And the Wikipedia link on the Sothic cycle disproves the earliest date.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sothic_cycle
Posted by: Richard J | September 27, 2011 at 12:44 PM
That article is a bit long in the tooth, Ajay.
I would have expected an earliest known date to be possibly Babylonian but I guess not.
So I suggest we start a campaign to have the world wide dating system recalibrated from the starting point of 6 February 1965 - Stanley Matthew's last game in the first team - in honour of our host.
I endorse this for the additional reasons that it's almost exactly a month after I was born and also upon reading about Matthews I see he was not only a great man and a great footballer but he was also a mensch.
Posted by: Barry Freed | September 27, 2011 at 03:46 PM
This year AUC would be 2764, by the standard calculation (753 BCE). I thought of that and checked.
Posted by: chris y | September 27, 2011 at 04:16 PM
Let's put a transposition error check digit in our new system. So it would be 1234 X
Posted by: Chris Williams | September 27, 2011 at 04:35 PM
I suspect Mine Host might suffer the same issue I do and occasionally transpose digits when copying numbers. Problematic for a journo, dangerous for an accountant.
Posted by: Richard J | September 27, 2011 at 04:37 PM
Costly for a trader.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article755598.ece
This one got confused and instead of selling one share for 600,000 yen, sold 600,000 shares for one yen.
Posted by: ajay | September 27, 2011 at 04:47 PM
Yes, I'd transposed 753 for 735. On that basis, my sums added up.
Posted by: jamie | September 27, 2011 at 05:11 PM
I still think that adding the check digit would work in that it would annoy all the right people, but for a variety of different reasons. As far as I'm concerned it's (2*4 + 0*3 + 1*2 +1*1 = 11 => 0) "2011-0" this year.
Posted by: Chris Williams | September 27, 2011 at 10:15 PM
In Edgar Pangborn's post-apocalypse novel Davy (I think) there's a scheme by one of the characters to change all written or printed dates by adding 4000 years to them, so the 20th century becomes the 60th, etc. This is motivated partly by anti-Christian sentiment, but also to give people a better sense of historical perspective.
It would be popular in some circles on the grounds that it gave more or less the correct age for the date of the world, as well. ;)
A representative cross section of books pulled off my bookshelf which might need to specify whether a date was AD or BC tended to prefer the BC/ AD formulation (including such notorious right-wing Christian apologists as Chris Harman, G. E. M. de Ste. Croix, Robin Lane Fox and Perry Anderson), FWIW. A couple of scholars (Martin Goodman, Mary Beard) use different formulations in different books which may indicate a change of heart one way or t'other but more likely indicates the publishers preferences. Interestingly when I was taught Old Testament studies by a clergyman he was adamant that the BCE/ CE formulation was preferable.
Being intensely boring my own view is that none of this actually matters as long as it is clear when a dateable event happened. Which is why BC/ AD or BCE/ CE convention is preferable to any newly minted stardate system (even the Stanley Matthews one, sadly) or, indeed, a revival of the ancient Roman dating system on the grounds of the historical existence of Romulus and Remus.
Posted by: Mordaunt | September 28, 2011 at 01:01 PM
Mary Beard is currently debating this on her blog and tentatively suggesting that (she doesn't much give a shit but)AD/BC is less likely to be misheard when spoken. From a lecturer's or teacher's point of view that's probably a sound argument, but I don't think it'll carry the rest of us.
I advocated the French Revolutionary Calendar in comments, but nobody has taken it up so far.
Posted by: chris y | September 28, 2011 at 01:14 PM
I like Ajay's suggestion and am grateful to Barry for making me read up on Stanley Matthews - hadn't realised how brilliant the man was. But my vote goes to the Pataphysical calendar:
http://user.icx.net/~richmond/rsr/pataphysique/pataphysique.html
Posted by: Malcs | September 28, 2011 at 01:22 PM
The Theosophists date the foundering of Atlantis to the year 9,565 BC. I once got a book out of Hackney Library which claimed to have uncovered the year, month, day and time of day, and screamed all this information from the cover, as the main reason to read the book.
(Other memorable facts unearthed in this book: Basque is a form of Japanese, hence Atlantean is the master-tongue of both nations...)
Anyway, I say we go Lovecraftian in this project, and count from the founding of R'lyeh.
Posted by: belle le triste | September 28, 2011 at 01:28 PM
Big measurement problem, that:-
That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die."
How many aeons is a strange?
Posted by: Richard J | September 28, 2011 at 01:45 PM
You mean we count Ab Urbe Submerso?
Posted by: ajay | September 28, 2011 at 03:52 PM
At times, I'm tempted to take the very solipistic position and measure everything Ante Rigidus Rex I. [1] Any date before this is purely arbitrary, and therefore irrelevant.
[1] Anyone pointing out that this should be in the second-declension ablative or some such nonsense will be stared at. Hard.
Posted by: Richard J | September 28, 2011 at 04:03 PM
-- Ri..gi...do. Now write out the correct version a hundred times in the comments section. And if it's not done by sunrise I'll cut your pseudonym off.
-- Oh, yes, sir, thank you, sir, hail Sternberg and everything, sir.
Posted by: ajay | September 28, 2011 at 04:40 PM
This is the only time in my life I've seen the word "pataphysical" in any other context than the Beatles.
Posted by: ejh | September 28, 2011 at 06:44 PM
Not a Soft Machine fan than?
Posted by: Martin Wisse | September 29, 2011 at 09:46 AM
I'm Googling, I'm getting YouTube links, they say 8min... it's not promising, is it?
Posted by: ejh | September 29, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Get on with you. One minute tops.
Posted by: Phil | September 29, 2011 at 01:22 PM
Well I certainly lasted less than a minute.
"Introduction", indeed.
Posted by: ejh | September 29, 2011 at 03:27 PM