He wrote: "Having forcibly – and understandably – rectified the Versailles-type injustices and humiliations foisted on the homosexual community, the UK's victorious Gaystapo are now on a roll. Their gay-rights stormtroopers take no prisoners as they annex our wider culture, and hotel owners, registrars, magistrates, doctors, counsellors, and foster parents … find themselves crushed under the pink jackboot.
"Thanks especially to the green light from a permissive New Labour government, the gay Wehrmacht is on its long march through the institutions and has already occupied the Sudetenland social uplands of the Home Office, the educational establishment, the politically-correct police. Following a plethora of equalities legislation, homosexuals are now protected and privileged by sexual orientation regulations and have achieved legal equality by way of civil partnerships. But it's only 1938 and Nazi expansionist ambitions are far from sated."
I know its easy to read too much into these things, but I notice that he's not suffering imaginary oppression by the CIGay, the GayGB, the Homintern, al Gayda or even the Gayluminati. It's got to be the ice cold blondes in the leather coats.
I notice that he's not suffering imaginary oppression by the CIGay, the GayGB, the Homintern, al Gayda or even the Gayluminati
(applause)
Or, indeed, the Campeitai.
Posted by: ajay | November 08, 2011 at 04:55 PM
The Ooohkhrana?
Posted by: ajay | November 08, 2011 at 05:12 PM
Gestapo != brownshirts != stormtroopers, surely?
Is there some way to deport morons like that to the GDR circa 1970? It's not just the offense but the ineptitude, the boot stamping on metaphors for all eternity...
(Gayluminati = fairy lights, of course.)
Posted by: hellblazer | November 08, 2011 at 07:46 PM
Soon he'll be in the prisons of the Gay Pay Yoo
Posted by: skidmarx | November 08, 2011 at 08:57 PM
Careful, or you'll be dragged off by the Minice.
Posted by: Richard J | November 08, 2011 at 09:50 PM
Or be forced to work harder with a gun in your back for a bowl of risotto a day by the Khmer Rose.
Posted by: Barry Freed | November 08, 2011 at 10:56 PM
We must never forget the concentration of camp at Magaydan, or the grim Romanian tales of enhanced interrogation at the well-manicured hands of the Securitutu ... And don't get me started on the Pom-Pom Macoute.
Posted by: alle | November 09, 2011 at 12:11 AM
This reminds me of how, after a memo went round at Disneyland forbidding staff from referring to it as "Mauswitz," they switched to "Duckau"
Posted by: JamesP | November 09, 2011 at 01:04 AM
Because you never know who is a secret Friend of Dzerzhinski...
Posted by: Chris Williams | November 09, 2011 at 08:36 AM
Never mind the Gayluminati, the secret society you really want to worry about is the Freematrons.
Posted by: ajay | November 09, 2011 at 10:02 AM
The impending gay/straight civil war will be remembered for decades by the defeated hetero side as the War of Norton Aggression.
Posted by: ajay | November 09, 2011 at 10:03 AM
No-one expects the Spanish Twinkwisition.
Posted by: twitter.com/matt_heath | November 09, 2011 at 11:46 AM
And the FBi only pretend to be untouchable.
Posted by: Alex | November 09, 2011 at 12:18 PM
This only confirms my low opinions of that rag... (I was always a _Church Times_ man myself.)
Posted by: Jakob | November 10, 2011 at 12:32 AM