"Wider GCHQ analysis of your communications patterns shows that you are in regular touch with a complex network of dictators, arms dealers and financiers. Meanwhile, you are surrounded at all times by a body of armed, trained men. We suspect they are your personal bodyguard. Additionally, we see that you are at the head of a network of militants spread across the country, with especially large concentrations in the areas surrounding the nation's capital. Your organisation's leadership cadre is, we discover, near to the actual seat of government."
"What do you have to say to that, Prime Minister?"
"Analysis of your social network shows, Mr Plod, that you are in contact with private investigators, journalists on tabloid newspapers, petty criminals, leakers and blaggers of information from government databases, and a shadowy organisation of men who recognise each other by funny handshakes. What do you say about that Mr Plod?"
"It's not a story. It's all got up by the Labour Party. Freedom of the press ....... "
Posted by: Guano | April 02, 2012 at 09:14 AM