world still carrying on in its usual mundane way

but I can tell you that transvestite Marilyn Santa has won the war on Christmas.

Elsewhere in China, we’re on to Mayan phase two:

Zhang Jingping, director of the investigation department of the World Chinese UFO Association who has been studying the Mayan calendar for years, will perform a Mayan ritual to welcome the possible arrival of aliens in Hunan Province Friday.

Comments

[CMcM]

Mayan ritual,eh?

I'm popping down Ladbrokes to put a fiver on the possibility of it being a ritual enema.

[Richard J]

Not the thorn-studded vine through the penis?

(NB: the Maya seem to have found the best way ever to discourage coups.)

[CMcM]

Not the thorn-studded vine through the penis?

There's always the danger of seeming to be overdressed when one meets an alien for the first time I find...