The people in this picture are nationalist-Maoist protestors demonstrating against Southern Weekend. The older guy in the foreground is a fantastic embodiment of the older Chinese "leftist" - set jaw, angry eyes, perpetual scrunch of resentment. I've had occasional encounters with them, and while some of the younger men - and they're almost all men - are either idealistic or misguided, the older ones give off an air of frustration and rage which is quite frightening. They'd be pitiable if they weren't so nasty, but having seen them yell at, abuse, and threaten young female reporters on several occasions, I have no sympathy.
Anyway, if this chap was in the West, he'd spend his time writing furious letters to the local paper about immigrants. Which suggests an cross-cultural reality show. Zhang, 56, from Zhengzhou, believes Chairman Mao was history's greatest hero and that China's problems are all caused by foreign agents. Andrew, 43, from Maryland, thinks the UN wants to take away our guns and that Democrats are traitors. Paul, 32, from Kent, believes that England is being "flooded" by immigrants and that Muslims are all terrorists. Mikhail, 53, from Vladivostok, believes in Russia for the Russians, kicking out the "blacks," and that Gorbachev was a CIA agent. Terry, 26, from Queensland, thinks that AFL is for Melbourne pansies and that boat people are taking his money. Adil, 45, from Sindh, holds that unveiled woman are sluts and that apostates should be killed. John, 39, from Kampala, wants homosexuals to be executed under Old Testament law and thinks that women need a good raping sometimes. And Pierre, 56, from Brittany, believes that Dreyfus was guilty and that Freemasons and Algerians run Paris.
Sparks - and romance - fly in Dickhead Mansion.
I kind of see it more like "Bigot Swap" - take any two of your characters (or indeed, move all of them one space to the left) and see how they get on in each other's social and political milieu. My guess is surprisingly well.
Posted by: dsquared | January 08, 2013 at 02:01 PM
Evidence supporting dsquared: Ian Paisley, I remember reading in the Guardian several years ago, is very popular in west Africa. There are a few Orange Order lodges over in Ghana. (Given that Ghana's main export industry is cocoa, it's a shame that none of them have got some sort of sponsorship going as the Official Loyal Order of Chocolate Orangemen.)
Posted by: ajay | January 08, 2013 at 02:13 PM
i Ian Paisley, I remember reading in the Guardian several years ago, is very popular in west Africa
Likewise, c.f. the support for Israel among the Unionist community, or, Godwining the discussion immediately, the way the favourite European nationality of most GIs was Germany ("Why, yes, certain folk among us have to use separate benches too...")
Posted by: Richard J | January 08, 2013 at 02:17 PM
There's black Orangemen in Northern Ireland, too; I've seen 'em in videos of marches. Let's hope one of them has a friend called Terry.
Fundamentalist/evangelical Protestantism has a multi-ethnic streak more often that you'd think, because of the emphasis on missionary work: Schaefer's CRAZY FOR GOD has some discussion of this, and several of the Australian female evangelicals I know married Asian or African men in the 1970s.
Posted by: JamesP | January 08, 2013 at 02:30 PM
c.f. the support for Israel among the Unionist community
Though I think that was just a brainstem reflex after the Republicans started doing the "two people one struggle" thing and putting Palestinian flags everywhere. If the Army Council had declared Pepsi the Official Fizzy Drink of Militant Republicanism, the Unionists would all have started drinking Coke.
Posted by: ajay | January 08, 2013 at 03:05 PM
If the Army Council had declared Pepsi the Official Fizzy Drink of Militant Republicanism, the Unionists would all have started drinking Coke.
It's also pretty much, if you look at the matter closely, why religion is so entrenched on both sides as a way of distinguishing yourself from them in nested heirarchies all the way down (i.e. we're Catholic because of the bastard apostate Brits, which means that any true Irishman must be catholic, which means you Scottish buggers are interlopers, which means that we are under threat from those heathen idolators &c. &c.)
Posted by: Richard J | January 08, 2013 at 03:19 PM
Without people of strong beliefs where would you all be now?
Probably enslaved.
Posted by: john malpas | January 09, 2013 at 12:52 AM
Though I think that was just a brainstem reflex after the Republicans started doing the "two people one struggle" thing and putting Palestinian flags everywhere
A pretty strong brainstem reflex though - population inserted into their current location within historical memory but no real alternative home anywhere else, minority religion surrounded by economically disadvantaged majority, genuine fear of being pushed into the sea - it's not difficult to work out who's analogous to who here (cf also the relationship between State of Israel and Republic of South Africa).
Paisley also has strong personal theological views about Judaism and Israel; I can make a reasonably persuasive (to me) case that it's via his relationship with Bob Jones[1] that Israeli transferred-nationalism made its way into the Republican Party.
[1] Although "Dr" Ian's doctorate is an honarary one from BJU, it's not a total sinecure - Bob Jones University is the world centre for that particular kind of Protestant theology and Ian Paisley is an intellectual guru there.
Posted by: dsquared | January 09, 2013 at 07:31 AM
There's nothing new about evangelical protestants being zionists.
Orde Wingate.
Barbara Tuchman wrote a book about it: "The Bible and the Sword."
Posted by: johnf | January 09, 2013 at 07:49 AM
There was (and possibly still is) a fair amount of pro-Serbian sentiment on the Israeli Right, for very similar reasons. The fact that the people both groups feel threatened by have the same religion is a bonus.
Posted by: Phil | January 09, 2013 at 07:59 AM
Tuchman argues, from memory, that while Catholics tend to the New Testament, which culminates in the Jews killing Christ, Protestants identify themselves far more with the Old Testament, with the small kingdom of Israel battling for survival.
Protestant Britain, especially, finally emerged having spent years fighting off stronger Catholic nations (except the Dutch, when it was never really personal). Handel wrote patriotic music to celebrate our triumphs, picking as themes subjects like Judas Maccabeus, Solomon, Israel in Egypt and Saul.
Posted by: johnf | January 09, 2013 at 11:09 AM
There are a few Orange Order lodges over in Ghana.
...and in Togo, Catholics can join!
Posted by: Strategist | January 09, 2013 at 11:18 AM
Yes, Paisley didn't invent protestant Zionism, any more than Frank Schaffer invented protestant anti-abortionism. But both of them are really quite recent appearances as central articles of faith of the religious right in the USA, and Bob Jones gave Paisley his doctorate in 1966 which was the year of the big confrontation with Billy Graham and the point that I'd mark as the beginning of the politicisation of fundamentalism.
Frex, Jones was corresponding with Dr Ian during a really critical stage in the development of fundamentalism - the great big bust-up over "separatism" and schism in the Southern Baptists. The separatists were massively weakened by this in the short term - they lost a load of support by taking a stance against Billy Graham - but they made it back and more and were clearly gaining ground by the mid 1970s. This was the point at which there was a reconciliation and, in my view not coincidentally, it was the period during which the SBC got really onside with Israel. There was a really fundamental theological disagreement here - Billy Graham was all about sending missionaries to Israel, which was precisely the wrong thing to do if you were a millenniarist like Bob Jones - and it all got papered over, with the political position of pro-Zionism as the compromise outcome.
Posted by: dsquared | January 09, 2013 at 11:33 AM
Having been listening to The Weavers Live At Carnegie Hall a lot recently [1] is a handy reminder of how pro-Zionism used to be the progressive position.
[1] Singing along to Pay Me My Money Down will reliably make my daughter laugh like a loon on long car journeys, alright?
Posted by: Richard J | January 09, 2013 at 11:46 AM
"The Weavers had some unusual religious beliefs, close to the Christian Identity movement." Who'd have thought it?*
1950 was quite a long time before 1967. It is an attractive strain of idealism, although all the jolly stuff about working hard all day reclaiming the desert and then dancing with a nice soldier looks a bit different now. Even so, for a long time I was a fellow traveller of the what about the socialist Zionists? awkward squad on the Left - also fond of asking what about the socialist Irish Republicans?, what about the democratic Iraqi resistance?, what about the secular Iranians? and so on. The response of the world in general was "well, what about them?" - and I've come to the conclusion that response was, if not right exactly, at least massively predictable. Also, scientists have shown that if you keep this kind of act up long enough you run a statistically significant risk of turning into Nick Cohen.
*No, not those Weavers.
Posted by: Phil | January 09, 2013 at 12:49 PM
I was a fellow traveller of the what about the socialist Zionists? awkward squad on the Left
Was this a particular issue? Kibbutzim and so on were all fairly socialist.
Posted by: ajay | January 09, 2013 at 12:59 PM
1950 was quite a long time before 1967
True - you'd have thought alarm bells might have started to ring in the aftermath of 1956 though...
Posted by: Richard J | January 09, 2013 at 01:03 PM
I preferred their fundamentalist offshoot, the Houghton Weavers.
Posted by: dsquared | January 09, 2013 at 01:13 PM
Apposite recent Northern Irish case involving a dissident republican caught with a pipebomb. Fairly banal case, except for the background of the person concerned...
http://www.bailii.org/nie/cases/NICA/2012/54.html
Posted by: Richard J | January 09, 2013 at 01:15 PM
and indeed, there is also a "Carnegie Hall" in Westhoughton, Lancs, apparently The Weavers Live At The Carnegie Hall
Posted by: dsquared | January 09, 2013 at 01:18 PM
What on earth do you mean, Richard? Mr Wong is a Celtic fan and therefore perfectly appropriate as an IRA member.
Posted by: Alex | January 09, 2013 at 03:42 PM
Sometimes I'm reminded of why I spent so many years avoiding folk music. Just now, for example. There are two good songs in that lot, but I bet they screw them up. I'm a friend of a friend of an Oldham Tinker, OTOH, and he's sound.
ajay - that was kind of the point: denounce imperialism and the dispossession of the Palestinians all you like, but let's not forget and so on. These days I think it's probably better to let anyone who feels like it get on with denouncing imperialism and the dispossession of the Palestinians.
Posted by: Phil | January 09, 2013 at 03:48 PM
@Richard. Blimey. William Wong at that.
Posted by: jamie | January 09, 2013 at 04:52 PM
Protestant Britain, especially, finally emerged having spent years fighting off stronger Catholic nations (except the Dutch, when it was never really personal).
The Dutch explanation for pretty much everything is that they're Calvinist. (Including the Catholics south of the rivers.) Hence, up to at least a point, Belgium.
Posted by: des von bladet | January 09, 2013 at 06:26 PM
This reminds me of The Authoritarians by Bob Altemeyer.
Amazon blurb:
The pdf is available for free. Really interesting if one wants to dig into why those guys are so similar.
Posted by: askod | January 16, 2013 at 06:48 PM